In case you were in a state of doubt or maybe mere ambivalence: POISON IVY BLOWS!!!
I know this as I currently have it all over my face. My eyes are puffy pools of pugnacious pustules. My mouth all a twitch with the itchies. I am perfectly hideous. Children stop and stare. Adults pretend that I don't exist. For one as ceaselessly vain as I, this is a trial of enormous proportion. I'm a damned flight attendant, for god sakes! Of course I am vain!
But on the up-side, I have an excellent reason to call out of work this month!
Pity me, don't fear me...
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I know this as I currently have it all over my face. My eyes are puffy pools of pugnacious pustules. My mouth all a twitch with the itchies. I am perfectly hideous. Children stop and stare. Adults pretend that I don't exist. For one as ceaselessly vain as I, this is a trial of enormous proportion. I'm a damned flight attendant, for god sakes! Of course I am vain!
But on the up-side, I have an excellent reason to call out of work this month!
Pity me, don't fear me...
e
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Poor baby. Where's the picture?
lubya
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