World Airways Commercial from 1985 starring George Burns


Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007


I have just been asked to appear in a fashion show.

And you all thought having a huge ass and being close to midget sized in height (though still shocking gorgeous of course) would hinder my plot to take over the world of fashion. Be afraid. I am coming.

I AM the next big thing. Or maybe the next little thing.

Now the question that remains is can I actually walk in high heels? Without falling? Not too sure about that one.

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Sunday, October 07, 2007

Halloween Pets

I really am rather good looking. It's genetic. Thanks Mom!

BMW Girl drives a Toyota Rav 4? Huh?

Shoes, glorious shoes! at the Stormville columbus day flea market.

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Ross is too cool for school in his brokedown $5 Paris Hilton glasses.

I bet you didn't know that Ross and I are secretly superheroes.

Pumpkin Head! At Crystal Caves in Pennsylvania

Be afraid. I vant to suck your blood!
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I don't know about you, but this sure makes me hungry. Multiple mammal sandwich. Mmm mmm Cabelas.

Finally, Ross found a non dead animal at Cabelas!

Even a snowman has got the right to protect hisself now, don't he?

Ross get's down with his bad ass Amish self. Finally, the beard makes some sense! He has petitioned to change his name legally to Jebediah. Motion pending.
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Cabelas: A red neck paradise. Deer beware!

C'mere Deer

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Who doesn't love a miniature village?

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Dolomites from the air

Roadside America Shartlesville, PA

Roadside America

Roadside America
Don't worry. We won't eat you! Promise!
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Ma! They're looking at me again!!! make em stop!!!!

Do you ever get the feeling that you are surrounded by serial killers? And they are all looking right at you wondering whether you'd taste better with ketchup or caviar. No? Not even a little, eh?

F*^K! It really is just me, huh?