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Sunday, September 24, 2006

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

I'M JOINING.......

Our Government has finally seen the light!

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

Battle Cry - GET'R DONE!

Press Release:

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation
of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) Arkansas,
Arizona, Georgia,Kentucky,Michigan, Mississippi,
Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee,Texas and West Virginia
boys will be dropped off into Iraq given only the
following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or
Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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