There are many reasons why you should disown various family members. All of them are valid. Trust me. But today I am feeling positive. So instead of the litany I will, instead, provide you with this little gem that my big sis sent to me today.
I rear ended a car this morning...
I knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy".
I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's when the fight started!!!
SO, Lisa, you can stay. But don't press your luck! Love is, after all, rather finite.
xoxo
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p.s. And if you send me the midget slave with any more stupid piercings...DEALS OFF!!
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