Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Bee Stung Lips

Last night I learned a new technique to acquire the sexy 'bee stung' lip look. First, enjoy a lovely glass of wine while lounging on a sofa. Next, chat gaily with your soon to be married adorable little sister about who can not sit near whom on account of the cops being called in to end their violent affair. Next, ignore angry little yapping dog causing said dog to launch itself head first at your face in a fit of pique connecting with your lip in the most unpleasant of ways. Next, enjoy the benefits of crazy inflammation and spend the next hour with ice on your lip to cool that oh so tingly sensation of almost having put your teeth through your lower lip. It does hurt to be beautiful.

1 comment:

Wildefrost said...

Yes! I found the secret to Angelina Jolie lips back in February! Although the dog that yapped at my face wasn't quite smallish.

Wanna see the gross picture? It's not awful, but I don't think it was a fashion success story.
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