This is a love post to my new favorite blog reader:
You know who you are. You found me by search engine. Of all the sites on all the web you chose mine. And how did you find me?
Your search words were: SEA LION PORN
What in the name of all that is holy were you looking to find? Is there some weird niche that I am not even aware that I tapped into? Are people out there desperately looking for a virtual place they can get together and share their loves of sea lion porn? If so, I am honored to be that place.
Come back, dear reader! Come visit often. I await your return!
p.s. Hey there. I have some movies you might like. You know, sea lion porn movies...For a pirce that is. I do love you wildly, but a girl has to make a living, now doesn't she?