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Monday, May 29, 2006

Porn Names

Yeah! Ross and I are going to have another child! We're expecting!

A dog.

A dog that is as yet unchosen. Come to us doggy doggy doggy.

I am in Winterhaven florida hanging out with ma dukes, Mick (mr. ma dukes) and lil sis. In brainstorming new doggy names we came to that inevitable part of the evening where we compare our porn names.

For those who don't yet know their porn name this can be determined by combining the name of your first pet with your mothers maiden name. For example: I am Penny Rodriguez. Mom is Frisky Ferrer. Mick is Fluffy Schmutzer and Ross is Fluffy Daniels.

Go ahead take a minute and find your own special porn name. You know you want to.

In short. I have thought of many possible dog names and narrowed it down to the few. The proud. On the short list:

Martha Stewart: Decided against because she lives not too far from me and it might be very akward to be walking in a park one day and call it out only to be looked at by the Martha. Hard to explain that away.

Fluffy Daniels: Ross has vehemently vetoed this name as he says that it is his porn name and he won't share it in case he ever wants to change careers.

Rod Stewart: I just hate him. I can not in could conscience name anything after someone I hate that much no matter how much joy it would bring me to do so.

Once these were officially decided against the nominees are:
Ostinato: A dorky music geek related name involving repeating patterns in music

Fluffy Schmutzer: Mick's (mr. ma dukes) porn name. Ross just said that I can't use HIS porn name. He has okayed this and does not in the least consider it copyright infringement of any sort.

Please tell me how you feel about these names and what your personal choice is. For those blogger babies you can post comments without a blogger ID. Just click on comments type your little heart out and post it as anonymous and click post.

Much Love.
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2 comments:

Dan Sullivan said...

"doggy doggy doggy" sounded good!

Zube Girl said...

I like Ostinato. AND, I heard your porn name is your first pet's name and the street you lived on? In which case I'd be Ginger Walnut. Otherwise, I'm Ginger McCorriston. Heh. Love the porn name game.