Things overheard at my house today:
Ross, where have you been keeping my purse empire? It smells funny and I don't like it!
-erika
You have a purse empire?
-Ross
It's not my fault that you just had to wash them and make them all clean!
-Ross (referring to the single pair of jeans that he would even consider wearing. At the time he was hopping about in his underpants looking late and annoyed.)
Yes! I found my ''Jesus 2000" hat!
-Ross
It's like a cape for your boobs!
-Ross
Destiny, you shouldn't date boys at all. Only date girl's. At least till you graduate college!
-Ross and Erika on learning that my niece Destiny (15 and a freshman) has a boyfriend who is a SENIOR!
You only love me cause I pick up the(dog) poop!
-Ross
Woof!
-Princess and Fluffy
-erika
You have a purse empire?
-Ross
It's not my fault that you just had to wash them and make them all clean!
-Ross (referring to the single pair of jeans that he would even consider wearing. At the time he was hopping about in his underpants looking late and annoyed.)
Yes! I found my ''Jesus 2000" hat!
-Ross
It's like a cape for your boobs!
-Ross
Destiny, you shouldn't date boys at all. Only date girl's. At least till you graduate college!
-Ross and Erika on learning that my niece Destiny (15 and a freshman) has a boyfriend who is a SENIOR!
You only love me cause I pick up the(dog) poop!
-Ross
Woof!
-Princess and Fluffy
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