Wee! You can't catch me! I'll be in Paris!
Sorry, I just really couldn't resist. Once in a while my job just ROCKS! In the next week I will spend a miniscule amout of time in Paris and a whole heaping bit of it in Santa Monica.
Envy me. You know you want to. Screw that! Worship me! I am worthy.
peace out, my homefries!